I love it when a car manufacturer takes the initiative pointless rubbish to take with your vehiclesand we have another great example of exactly this type of fraud Tesla. Surprise surprise. The car manufacturer just showed up “CyberVessel”. NO, this is not a boaT. That’s actually shit Stainless steel travel mug.
This is the latest junk Cyber product to come from Tesla CyberHammer – which cannot be used as a real hammer. What we have here is a fairly standard 20 oz travel mug that happens to have a silhouette Cybertruck on its cover. It looks a bit like this too One World Trade Center buildingwhat is strange.
Here’s how Tesla describes his $50 travel mug and boy do I love talking about marketing:
Form meets function. The Cyber Vessel is constructed of double-walled stainless steel with a vacuum-sealed lid and articulated handle. Offered in stainless steel with a matte powder-coated back and finished with a laser-engraved Cybertruck silhouette on the lid. Designed specifically for Cybertruck cup holders, compatible with all Tesla vehicles.
It’s very nice to hear that this bottle fits everyone Tesla vehicle. I wonder if it’s possible will fit in any cup holder? It’s demanding to say and I guess I’ll never know because that’s the way it is currently out of stock. That’s right, so many weird little Tesla freaks needed another piece of Tesla gadget that this pricey travel mug sold out. What a world we live in. if you need CyberVessel for any reason, you can go to ebay and fall in love with the loser who tries to flip them for triple the price. Ah, capitalism, baby.
Don’t worry though, there’s plenty of other Cyber-branded junk out there at the Tesla store including CyberTruck Elevated Backpack for $260, CyberStein for $60, $40 for road ship, $60 CyberWhistle, CyberOpener for $50, $150 CyberSoft Blanket, CyberQuad for $1,900 and the previously mentioned $700 CyberHammer. My God, we’ve completely lost the plot, haven’t we?
